It was hard to come up with any specific pairing that I hadn't already used, so I am picking a whole sub-category to pair with this movie and you can pick your favorite from that list. Using rule #1 below as the inspiration for this pairing, I've decided this will be the only time I give you a pass on drinking any low carb/diet beer. You know, because you gotta stay light on your toes and a big ole imperial stout is just gonna leave you sleepy and sluggish.
Use the chart below to pick a less-bad diet beer to pair with this movie and your non buttered popcorn.