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However, if you have seen this episode of South Park, then you know the true spirit of Christmas and you won't ever be considered a super King Kamehameha biotch.
On a side note if you are a true SP fan and you have a fecal fishing net handy, this episode will most certainly jingle your bells and fa, la-la, your la's!
Un, Kono Kuro, a coffee stout from Japan, may be the only beer pairing suitable for Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. This beer is literally made from poop. Elephant dung to be precise.
Now, if you know anything about herbivores, their poo is pretty safe, nothing like humans, and that is why parts of their poo are being used in brewing. The elephants eat coffee cherries and poop out the undigested beans. The beans are then used to add a little kick to this coffee stout.